Dorje was asking this weekend how long nought minutes was. He asked, “Is it….” and rolled his eyes back as if thinking. I waited for him to find the word and finish the question. He kept waiting, holding the same pose. The pause was going on way too long, and he seemed strangely stuck, so I was about to help him out when suddenly he leapt up and said “This long!”

And strictly speaking, yes, that was exactly nought minutes.